AHH!! TEH JOHNNY'S COUNTDOWN WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!! Well, not really. Kuhkuhkuhkuhhh!! Lol. It was not as exciting as I thought it'd be.
But OMG. OHYASS STOOD NEXT TO EACH OTHER DURING THE "SUKIYANEN OSAKA" PERFORMANCE!!! AH!!! HAPPY!!! ♥♥♥ SO ADORABLE THEM BOTH!! UWAAA!!! BaruMaru, too!! XDb YokoHina was separated by Ohyass XD Ryo was lonely ): Uchi, whare art thou??
They had Yamapi (So bloody handsome) paired with Nino at one point :) JunRyo was so adorable!! Nagese kissed Koichi on teh cheeks!! MECCHA MECCHA KAWAII!! Lol. And OMG OMG OMG Can see Yamapi and Toma (Oh, he so handsome) hugging!! 8DDDD Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥
LAWL!!! The put Kanjani8 and NEWS on the same car, Kanjani8 was downstairs so when NEWS was going to perform after Kanjani8, he just walks up the stairs and joins NEWS!!! Genius! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! But kind of sad that they puts NEWS first instead of Kanjani8. But when NEWS is not performing, Ryo is missing... XD
Oh, and during teh "Seishun Amigo" perf... Kame looks acceptable, and Pi was wearing his "I Am Irritating" Jacket XDD Oh, and Ryo and Jin aka fugly joined them 8Db Ryopi ♥ Stupid Akame. Stupid Jin. When everyone walked off stage, Jin was still there looking blur. Lol. Damn funny.
And, oh hell, RyoYass was in their Yukatas and hakamas!! HOT HOT HOT. P/S: Yoko is SEX LOVE if you didn't know XD
Ok. To get a kiss from Yamapi on New Year is just to much DDX *dead* Hehe. I'm happy Yamapi had so much screen time XDDb Oh, and the fact that Ohkura was standing next to Yamapi and Tegoshi excites me XD
Shit. They better have good fanfics online... So many OTPs *____*
Happy New Year ya' all XD I'm so loving 2008 already :D
[WARNING:SWEARING] Hmm. I should really think about making this blog "Friends only". Oh, wait. I think all my friends think I'm a freak already -_____-" Is there an option to make this blog "Strangers only"??
Hello, my pretty Uchi ;D This picture is uber-adorable!! SQUEE!!
See!! Even hot Japanese idorus do the "peace sign" when they take photos (Tacchon is asking us to fuck off DX He's prolly mad because everyone's saying Uchi's return will push him from the limelight)!! Only teh cool people do the peace sign, non-believers repent; or as Tacchon puts it, fuck off!!
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FGDFDS!! I'm looking at the Kame scans Nicole sent me and I will conclude that I am very afraid of Kamenashi Kazuya DDX His body scares me!! He looks thinner than Ryo's 69cm waist!! DDX *traumatized* Eat more, Kame!
[Do not continue if you dislike Yamapi or having to watch him take off his shirt XDDD]
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*nosebleed* Is this considered voyeurism? No, right? Because that would totally be a different thing XDD
Wow. Yamapi <3<3<3 So smexy... I will never betray you for fugly-fatass Jin or even his tie (speaking of which, I need to find the origin of that photoshoot)!! DDX
He may not have the best body around, but I freaking love his black Kurosagi hairstyle!! I can't believe it won't be like that in the movie DDX WRRYY??!! And they even recast the cute, furry black cat with some ordinary short-haired black cat ): Tch.
I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!! I ♥ WEEEEK!!
I know I'm not making much sense, but please... watch NEWS' new PV "Weeeek" !!! Onegai...!! I'm going to cry!!
This PV totally pwns the entire universe!! *spazzes, rolls over and dies*
THE WHOLE THING IS FREAKING ADORABLE!! OMG!! WRRYYY??! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TORTURE ME WITH SUCH WONDERFUL THINGS??! ;o; ;o; ;o; NEWS, I HATE YOU, BUT I LOVE YOU MAWRR!! ♥♥♥
YAMASHITA TOMOHISA, YOU HANDSOME BITCH, I WANT YOU SO BADLY!! DX♥♥♥ NISHIKIDO RYO, WHY YOU SO S.O.M. IN THIS PV??♥ TEGOSHI YUYA, I take back everything bad I said about your hair! YOU BAD BOY, YOU LOOK SO HOT!! ♥ KATO SHIGEAKI, I REALLY, REALLY LOVE YOU!! ♥ MASUDA TAKAHISA, YOU SO ADORABLE!! ♥ KOYAMA KEIICHIRO, YOU'RE SO KAKKOII!!! XDD♥
*spazzes, rolls over and dies* This PV totally pwns the entire universe!! Oh god, why the hell is this song and the PV so addictive?? Idek!! This song will be on repeat until my brains blow out. KTHNXBAI.
I'm turning into a crazy fangirl-zombie who suffers from insomnia :|
"At concerts, Shota insists that they should strip" (Yes please!!♥)
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Shota is the prettiest girlboy girl ever!! ;D Is it actually possible for someone to be this adorable?? DX
Watch Utaban 2007.10.18 and you'll understand why (: Everyone was picking on him and he was adorable he made me cry ;o; Also, He lifted up his shirt and showed off his sexy abs *nosebleed* He even showed us his underwear (very cute) DX Love what he wears, though. The whole outfit was just so pretty ♥ FASHION GODDESS. FASHION GODDESS. FASHION GODDESS.
Plus, Kimi (not Raikonnen) is so handsome in it ;D BLACK RANGER ♥ And Subaru's new hair cut is WIN!
In the end, Nakai-sempai and Taka-sempai (Sempais from hell~) looked at a stoning Ryo (SRSLY. He said NOTHING throughout the whole thing) And what does Ryo say about it?
Ryo: "But, but... little by little, you could see me (on the screen) laughing and stuff, right!?"
This is Ryo's stoner face for the record:
I love this boy XD Lol.
They sang "It's My Soul" for the performance. And I have concluded that... 1. Kimi has the best voice live ;Db I like him a whole lot now... 2. Ryo's voice was not as good as it was in 2005 pD; But when you're the SOM, no one really cares... 3. Everyone else sounds equally bad... KIMI FTW ♥
I ♥ NEWS.... for the thousandth time ;D Sorry, but I can't help it! It keeps on being true!! Lol. Not that I would want it any other way (:
NEWS' "NEVER ENDING WONDERFUL STORY" CONCERT; I watched it until my brain short-circuited. It was so amazing that I could not resist running it over and over again. Damn. I'm obsessed all over again. Sigh. NEWS is PURE GOLD.
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Yamashita Tomohisa;♥♥♥ He is so damn good looking! Just by looking at him, my entire system got rewired DX He's so bloody gorgeous my eyes bleed! *eyes bleed* Best looking of the lot!!
His voice is so awesome he sweeps me away everytime he sings *spazzes* TOTALLY PWNS EVERYONE ELSE!! So damn sexy... Mmm... AND HOMGSZZ!! His hairstyle was so OMGINEEDTOHAVEHISHAIRSTYLEORMAYBEMYFUTUREBOYFRIENDSHOULDHAVEIT!!! WOW. It's even exhausting to just talk about him...
OMG. I ♥ YAMAPI!! XDD
I AM GOING TO MARRY THIS MAN.
Nishikido Ryo; SEXY OSAKA MAN indeed ;D He had black hair during the concert which made everything more watchable! But he had blonde hair in the interviews which was ERMWTF?-ish. But Uke!Ryo is beyond adorable slash creepy =\ But he's still hot. VERY hot ;D
Ryo : "Eh? Who's that handsome man? *camera zooms into his reflection on the mirror* Oh, it's me!"
Yes, SOM is still as egoictic and vain. Sadly, his voice is getting really, really terrible. Working in two bands must be a serious killer D: But he was so cute when singing "Kanfuu Fighting" because he got some lines wrong and he sounded really snappy XDD
Tegoshi Yuya; Adorable beyond words! XDD It's as though they blended everything adorable in the world and made it into the cutest memeber of NEWS! Lol. Plus, he can do really cool gestures with his body! Just got to love him! I want to hug him so badly XDD
A side note, his red glasses looks like my new ones!! YEY! YEY! YEY! I just need to get his hairstyle, because he is, to me, HAIRSTYLE GOD ♥
The rest of them were just the same. Shige may have gotten handsomer. Koyamas eyes remain the same size and Massu is fat? chubby ;D
♪ SNOW EXPRESS; I ♥ SNOW EXPRESS! This song is excellent beyond words! It's so... sad? romantic? Sad romantic? Romantically sad? Idek! Just listen to it and let it sweep you away... *is already gone*
Such an amazing performance! YAMAPI'S RAP IS LOVE LOVE LOVE!! ♥♥♥
This song has so much win in it there is nowhere to contain it! I'm memorizing lyrics now so I can irritate people in class XDD I have totally memorized the dance steps! YOU BITCHAS ARE GONNA DIE!!! *insert evil Yoko laugh* Schools going to be fun after this (:
Snooooooow Express~!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SONG IS NOT IN THEIR ALBUM!! RAWR!! D:<
Everyone's solo was actually quite awesome! Massu's "PUMPKIN" was quite WTF-ish, b;Dut addictive. The same for Koyama's "LOVE ADDICTION". Can't say the same for Ryo's "CODE", though... because frankly, it sucked so much I was forced to skip it D; Yes, that bad DX!! Sorry, chicken boy Ryo ):
Tegoshi's "STARS" was alright. But the best part of it was in the end, he hugs Yamapi XD Or Yamapi hugs him. Either way, TEGOPI LIVES!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! XD So cute.
Remember my last post? I was totally fangirling about Shige's "Kakao"? Well, it's an awesome song (: Shige is pretty hot when he has his mouth shut is not smiling ;D
AND OMG, YAMAPI'S "GOMEN NE JULIET" DDD:!! I got over it a few months ago and because of this performance, I got obsessed again ): Damn! And Ryo and Tegoshi was his background dancer!! XD
They also have a special chapter in the DVD where they had gourmet food. Tegopi in action was so adorable!! I've been watching it until my eyes crossed out!! DX SO DAMN CUTE!! OooWaHhhh!!
Tegoshi : "UMMAAAAII~!! Yamapi : "Oishii!" Me : *dead*
Really precious Tegopi moment ♥ Makes me smile (:
So, yeah. NEWS' "Never Ending Wonderful Story" is awesome!! \;D/ SO HAPPY!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!! THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!!
P/S: Look carefully. There's a whole lot of pairings in it. Everyone's got a fling with each other *cough*
Omg ♥ So hot my lungs burnt out. Psycho!Tacchon; you may take my soul any day ;D
This photoshoot reminds me of a fanfiction I read about Evil!Tacchon who kills for the Devil. Seductive, Sinful & Deadly. There is an unspoken evil in this man we don't know.
Sorry, Psycho!Ryo ): but Psycho!Tacchon PWNS you! ;D
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Trufax : I ♥ JROCK! Devil, Angel and Epicurean, let's go!
I just died and went to heaven. Either that, or I have totally lost my sanity!
Omg. I MUST BE INSANE. I actually find Kanjani8 dressed up as hard gays damnbloody attractivearousing sexy . Shit. Is it me or do their legs look delicious enough to eat?
I am actually crying from happiness ;o; Oh, jesus. Why is my heart beating so fast? I am so happy my chest hurts D; I CAN'T STOP SQUEALING! WHAT'S WRONG?! D: Kanjani8, you never failed to bring the sunshine to my life (:
Is Kanjani8 amazing, or what?! Oh, god. I cannot find one reason why they aren't amazing! They are so wonderful!! ♥ Oh, so sexy... Omg. This is probably irrelevant, but KANJANI8=SEX! ♥ OMG! OMG! OMG! HOTPANTS! ♥
Fudge. Why does everyone look so hot in this? Mygawdgawdgawd. Tacchon & Yassan; why you both so adorable? Yoko; why do you look so amazing? Ryo; ;o;! Hina, Subaru, Maru; Omg, SQUEE! Since when were you guys this hot?? BURN!
THIS PV IS SO FULL OF WIN!! ♥♥♥ KANJANI8, I LOVE YOU!! OMG!! I SURRENDER MY SOUL TO YOU!! WORSHIP!! ♥♥♥
I usually don't know how to start or what to say when it comes to fangirling. Too many aspects of nonsensical rambling and squealing to cover. Hmm.
Anyways, I just read a rumour which I want to believe is true (Yes, I am damn gullible) which is...
TACCHON KISSED YASSAN SQUARELY ON THE LIPS WHILE STANDING BEHIND YOKO AND SUBARU ON STAGE DURING THE SECOND SHOW IN FUKUOKA WHEN THEY THREW A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY FOR YASSAN!!!! ♥♥♥ SQUEE!!!!
AH!!!!! FUDGE!!!! kdaspdpassdsd;sdasasbdasj!!!! OMG!!! I knew it! Ohyass does exist in the real world!! Bwahahahahahaa!!! OMG!! MECCHA MECCHA KAWAII!! ♥♥♥ I'm so happy!! ;D
And what's best?? A cameraman was there to catch the moment!! OMG, Mr.Cameraman who caught that precious moment, I love you!! Shit. I need to get that photobook when it gets published and frame that photo up in my room, use it as my wallpaper, print a T-shirt of it and wear it everywhere XD
Okay, this all may turn out to be false, but I'll choose to believe what I want to believe, okay? Even if it's not true (which would be fake) and will not appear in the photobook (it better do), I will continue to believe in the existence of Ohyass Rabu!! ♥♥♥
Oh, Ohyass. Why are you so rabu? ♥♥♥ I heart you so much!!
Saya amat bahagia sekarang (:
Because we know they had sex ;D
Reminder to me : Krystle, you need to download the Kanjani8 EXCITE & SPIRITS concert for Ohyass moments ♥♥♥ Like these :
;o; ;o; ;o; ;o; ;o;
OMG. Yassan! ♥♥♥ Give me one good, solid reason why Haq guessed that you're a girl when we asked him to name your gender ;o; ;o; ;o;
God. I think I just broke my brain D: *hyperventilates* Breathe, Krystle, BREATHE!
One word :SUGOI
Tacchon a sexy magician (So sinful to a fangirl's eyes), and Yassan as his assistant?? skldsj;fda;flgfsdasjl;dhsd!!
*breathe*
That. Was. One. Mind-blowing. Magic. Act. That was seriously so bloody amazing! OMGHOWINTHENAMEOFGODDIDTHEYDOTHAT??!! and, OMGOMGOMGOHYASSOHYASSOYASSOHYASS!! Wow. Ohyass excels in so many categories. WIN! ♥
Shit. Someone needs to write a fic about this because this is just to hot to not be written down in black and white! Why are the ones I read have Yassan as the magician? I need a Magician!Tacchon and Assistant!Yassan fic now! ;D
And before I go find Yamapi in Akiraland, I would like to leave you with this (:
Yes, I should be studying. But math can wait (: Hehe.
Currently spazzing from overdose of Kanjani8. They sucked out my soul, ate away my brain, and turned me into their slave for their entertainment!! But I am more than willing XD
I just watched Muchaburi. I don't know what to say now. My brain isn't processing words nor sentences. My priority right now is to burn everything about it into my brain... I. Need. Want. MOAWR!!!
There was this woman to demonstrate how to flirt, and there was Yassan ♥ He had that lonely but sexy guy thing going on, but his acting failed him when the woman started to flirt with him, because he started to blush! So cute when he's shy (:
Omg, he's so hot and cool when sitting at the bar (before the flirting began)! Mmm (: Emo host boy? I want. Lol. I just love his hair!
Yassan, Yassan, Yassan ♥... And when some girl picked him to be 'her lover', he was so excited! Damn, every time he does something cute (everything he does is cute to me btw), I just can't stand it! Shota, may I hug you?
And it was so cute when the rest of Kanjani8 ridiculed Ryo. Lol. And of course, Ryo displayed his inner uke-ness by sulking ;D Hato-kido! Hato-kido! Hato-kido! Oh, Ryo. Such a hot uke... I also realized that Tacchon keeps looking at him... ):<
I am a very blunt and straightforward person. I'll admit it. I have accepted it, it's about time you accepted it, too. It makes up a huge part of who I am, so go screw your words because I won't be changing any soon. No time for your drama. KTHNXBAI.
-Evil!Krystle- I don't like sensitive people.
As psychotic as I think I am, I am not. Not even close. I was reading a psycho fanfiction and I am traumatized for life. Well, reminiscing the murder scenes (pouring boiling oil on the face, burning alive, etc.) bit at least... Nishikido Ryo would make a very convincing psychopath. Also because his psycho grin is A+++ (Picture to prove it)!!
Ah, Ryo's psycho grin! If he comes to kill me in my sleep one day, I will be the most blessed person on earth. I mean, the Sexy Osaka Man, Nishikido Ryo, in my bedroom, going to slit my throat, with that smile plastered on his sexy face? I'll just die before he can do anything. Lol.
I wonder if he'll ask for my last request? XD I have many things on my mind... *rubs hands evilly* *insert Yoko's cackle*
I don't know why people don't find Tacchon more attractive than Kame sexy as hell. Lol. I can find things to criticize about every other JE (Yamapi included), but Tacchon is just so fine.
RANDOM QUOTATIONS : "I sin therefore I'll go to hell where Ohkura is punishing the sinners" WIN! ♥
He's perfect in every way. Just look at him! Perfect face, check. Perfect smile, check. Perfect hair, check. Sexy voice, check. Drummer? Check. Speak terrible Engrish? Check. Sexy 24/7? Check, check, CHECK! ;o; I'm such a failure in life...
CAUTIONICANGOFROMZEROTOBITCHIN 5SECONDS I WANT EVERY T-SHIRT HE OWNS!! Worship!! Fashiongodfashiongodfashiongod... ♥♥♥
Want Tacchon? Well, get in line because Yassan is first! Damn you, boys who look like girls and are prettier than me! Why did you steal the man of my dreams?! Lol. But, I love Yassan, and I support Ohyass with my life!
Yes. It's a Saturday but we're spending the whole day at home. Ergo, me spamming my blog, and killing myself in JE hell. I'm not complaining because JE completes me... Oh, so lame XD
oMg, LoOk! YasSaN's gLaSseS aRe tAiNteD PuRple ToO... LiKe miNe!! *spazzes* Purple tainted glasses are for winners! Yassan's and my glasses PWNS the universe!! Bwahahahahahaha!
For my birthday this year, I'm going to wish for every boy to have J.E. fashion sense (not including their stage costumes). This is what I'll be visualizing when making my wish. Watch and learn...
Lesson #1 :
Tacchon is a fashion god. His taste in clothing just compliments further on his height and good looks. Every men should dress like you.
My fashion icon : Nishikido Ryo. I can make a whole damn post just dedicated to his amazing sense of fashion. I mean... Wow. I. Need. To. Have. Everything. You. Have.
I want everything they are wearing. What the heck, I want all the men wearing them!! Lol.
Gentlemen, take the advice and do what these men do, and believe me... you will have women fighting over for you, or for your wardrobe... Either way, they are still fighting over something of yours XD
p/s : This post is dedicated specially to "Max". Please, no more Billabong... No more...
This is also another reason for me to spam more blog with shinies of Jyannis!!
JUST SHOW ME NON-FICTION! BLAST... BLAST... EXPLOSION.
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WARNING! : Brain power nil, function reduced to zero percent!
You know, I'm so shocked that I can't really think of anything to say except, OHMYGAWDIFYOUDIDN'TDIEOFASERIOUSNOSEBLEEDCOMETAKEMETOTHEHOSPITALRIGHTNOW! *spazzes*
Am I the only one who thinks that all of them are hot in that performance? I mean, wow, Yasu... And Tacchon... D: KRYSTLE SHOCK! And the shirt ripping part was so unexpected, and awkward. But hell, Kanjani8 just stripped their shirt off and I'm not going to complain about it.
Sorry, I can't help it. That part is just so amazing! Lol. Well, not really. I just like looking at Yasu doing it. So cute (:
I just watched Kanjani8's Jani-Ben episode #15. And I found it so amusing when Tacchon won the game at the end of the show. I'm very happy right now. Lol.
It was a kind of a Dance Dance Revolution game, just with bunnies. Tacchon's the one on the right btw. The blue bunny with braids XD
Immediately after he wins, he throws his hands in the air like a true champion. Bravo, Tacchon! You're my hero!!
Somehow, Yasu looks like Hina in the shot. Creepy... And Tacchon's wearing glasses! So cute!! I like Ryo's hat.
So adorable! Look at his face! That bitchy victorious look like Paris Hilton. Awh, Tacchon... And then, he shoots the loser a look that says "I won, bitch!" all over... Damn, that's so mean. Lol. But I'll be biased and say that that's hot.
I LOVE NEWS! I LOVE NEWS! I LOVE NEWS! I LOVE NEWS!
I am obsessed with their appearance on Shounen Club 2007.08.12!
I just have to comment because it's so obvious. You know the starting part where they are introducing the members? Yeah. Everyone was so energetic as they do cool things, especially Tegoshi. Oh, damn. He does the coolest things with his hands. It was so win! But, what does that sexy loser do? He stands there looking disoriented, sticks out two peace signs with his hands. W-T-F?
I notice that Ryo puts in the least effort when he does something (dancing usually) except when trying to look sexy. He does so horribly at dancing but is best at acting sexy. Damn, he's hard to hate.
Yamapi's performance of "Sawarenai" melted my soul. And he does it better than Arashi! Biased. His voice is so sexy!! My Japanese Damian Kulash. And ohh, Tegoshi. Damn, I must cut my hair like his! And his face is so adorable. And he had that I'm-not-as-innocent-as-you-think-I-am smirk on his face throughout the whole show!
Moving on.
I've been watching their performance over and over again. I just love their "SHOCK ME" performance so much! From this performance, I realized:
- They all pretty much suck live - The stupid cameras were evil and didn't show me Yamapi's stunt. Bitches. D:< - Ryo does a backflip and made me want to take every mean thing I said about him before back -Tegoshi does a cartwheel!! - Tegoshi rolls over Koyama! Wow. - Massu and Yamapi can do cool things together - Ryotego is so hot!
Finally, something amusing :
It's unfair to not feature a screen shot of Yamapi in this post because he pwns my life. He is my number one! ^^ He is good looking and his sexy voice is a bonus! Too bad he can't sing live.
Ryo eating rose petals, chewing them and spitting them out like a cat coughing out canary feathers is so damn hot. And he has that psycho/sexy Osaka man grin on his face. So innocent, but so naughty.
Oh, so sinful to watch! It keeps on repeating and repeating... and I cannot tear my eyes off it! Like clockworks! Just watching him repeat the same actions over and over again.
Bite. Bite. Chew. Spit. Bite. Bite. Chew. Spit.
Yum.
I cry because Ryo makes me unable to sleep at night. ;o;
Hello, my pretty Uchi ;D This picture is uber-adorable!! SQUEE!!
*nosebleed*
Oh, Shige!! Kakkoii ne!! <3<3<3 Yes, that's Judo XDD
Oh, Ohyass. Why are you so rabu? ♥♥♥ I heart you so much!!
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OMG. Yassan! ♥♥♥ Give me one good, solid reason why Haq guessed that you're a girl when we asked him to name your gender ;o; ;o; ;o;
