I waited two damn months. Not missing a single episode of Shounen Club on TV for the past 61 days and I was such a bitch when I couldn't watch it. And then, I found out:

THE EPISODE WITH UCHI DOESN'T AIR UNTIL NEXT YEAR. OMGWTF?

I got over that a few days ago, but what got me excited recently is:

OMG YAMAPI WILL BE APPEARING ON THE SAME EPISODE WITH UCHI! OMG YAMAPI + UCHI *diiieeeeeessssss*

I have to wait until next year to watch it! NO WAIIIII!!! *wails* NANDE???? ARGHHHH!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT YEARRRRRR!!!!!! PHWOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!

Oh. I love this week's Shounen Club!! ♥
Too bad Yuto f---ing Nakajima was there. That betch.



I am so turned on from watching A.B.C.'s "Crush" performance XDD I'm repeating the perf over and over again!! So damn nice... Very addictive, Y/Y?
Nicole, I'm claiming Totsuka Shota and Tsukada Ryoichi (looks so hot with short hair) first, 'k? Thanks.
I'm sorry I made fun of you A.B.C.!! DDX But your name (Acrobat Boys Club) still sucks. But boy, can you dance!! Love Kawai's current hairstyle ♥

AND OMG!! IT'S TSUKADA'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!! Lol. What a coincidence XD
HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY, TSUKADA!!
(Wtf? 21 already? Tch.)
Wow. If every guy in the world turn to become so hot at the age of 21...

I kind of like the Hey!Say!BEST's (Koyama pronounced it as Hey!Say!Beyst. Keke) performance, too. Lol. The song "Suriru" is very addictive ♥ They tried to pull the whole Kanjani8-rip-their-clothes-open stunt, but I thought it was LOL-worthy XD The song was alright, though (: But YABU!! DX So hot when she sang "Tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell me what to do..." That guy my age from Hey!Say!7 is kinda cool too - got a nice voice (:

Lol. The JR LEAGUE was so cute XD Ryo's ego was being stomped by the juniors (They called him an "ojisan"). Bwahahaha. And when Tsukada was doing a "windmill", you can see Ryo twitching and inching away and finally getting off his chair so that he won't get kicked by Tsukada XD

*insert Yoko's cackle*
I FINALLY SAW THE SCENE YAMAPI HITCH UP HIS SHIRT!!!
*nosebleed*
It was during the "Change the World" performance. He just hitched up his shirt and the whole hall was screaming. I swear my heart hitched for a moment. Wow. I kept on repeating to watch that scene XDDD So sexy...

Oh, and I hate Yuto and Chinen now. Damn f---ing disrespectful. Yamapi was singing the first verse to "DREAMS" and what the hell were they doing behind him? TALKING!! WTF??! *strangles Yuto and Chinen and toss their bodies into teh sea* F---KING BITCHES!! RAWR!!! DDD<< -- I took the song off because I realize it'll be hard for people to watch the video I post up here if you have Yamapi to distract you with his smexy voice~

FGSWIDS??!! F---!!!! F---!!!! WHY IS GOD SO CRUEL???!! F--- MY MEMORY!! WHY CAN'T I F---ING REMEMBER THAT SC WAS ON!! F---!!! ARGH!!!!!

I'm so bloody frustrated right now =.=" I turn on the TV and I see 5 second of my beautiful Yamapi's face and it f---king ends!! F--- I TELL YOU!! WHY???!! WHY PUNISH ME???!! I HAVE BEEN GOOD!! GOOD GOD!! I HATE TODAY!! DD:< *FUMES*

Trying to remember the TV schedule is shit.

I LOVE NEWS!
I LOVE NEWS!
I LOVE NEWS!
I LOVE NEWS!

I am obsessed with their appearance on Shounen Club 2007.08.12!

I just have to comment because it's so obvious. You know the starting part where they are introducing the members? Yeah. Everyone was so energetic as they do cool things, especially Tegoshi. Oh, damn. He does the coolest things with his hands. It was so win!
But, what does that sexy loser do? He stands there looking disoriented, sticks out two peace signs with his hands. W-T-F?



I notice that Ryo puts in the least effort when he does something (dancing usually) except when trying to look sexy. He does so horribly at dancing but is best at acting sexy. Damn, he's hard to hate.

Yamapi's performance of "Sawarenai" melted my soul. And he does it better than Arashi! Biased. His voice is so sexy!! My Japanese Damian Kulash. And ohh, Tegoshi. Damn, I must cut my hair like his! And his face is so adorable. And he had that I'm-not-as-innocent-as-you-think-I-am smirk on his face throughout the whole show!



Moving on.



I've been watching their performance over and over again. I just love their "SHOCK ME" performance so much! From this performance, I realized:

- They all pretty much suck live
- The stupid cameras were evil and didn't show me Yamapi's stunt. Bitches. D:< - Ryo does a backflip and made me want to take every mean thing I said about him before back -Tegoshi does a cartwheel!!
- Tegoshi rolls over Koyama! Wow.
- Massu and Yamapi can do cool things together
- Ryotego is so hot!

Finally, something amusing :



It's unfair to not feature a screen shot of Yamapi in this post because he pwns my life. He is my number one! ^^ He is good looking and his sexy voice is a bonus! Too bad he can't sing live.

Oh! I just watched Shounen Club and I am so happy. I can sleep well tonight. I just know it. I will let Yamapi carry me away to Akiraland where all the JE boys will bow down to me. *insert Yoko's signature laugh*

Note to self : I need to download this week's and last week's Shounen Club episodes because Yamapi was so hot in both of them. And I need a clear shot of Tesshi's hair for future reference.