First, a new header banner header whatever you call it! *applause* Pretty, isn't it? XD Just to proof that I am a true OhYass ♥ supporter/fan!! So adorable, no? Tacchon & Yassan! Kya!!
Side note, my wallpaper is them too! ^^

OHYASS♥!OHYASS♥!OHYASS♥!


Hanging out with a set of new friends tomorrow! Green, Yellow, Blue, Purple and Orange Ranger. Which Ranger am I? Well, none... yet (:

Hope everything will work out fine tomorrow. Hope I won't screw it up. Haha. Wish me luck for the karaoke! Mwahh!

Know my evil/dark side. Learn the following steps to avoid yourself from triggering the Evil!Krystle ON switch.

#1
Please do not try to joke around me when I am deprived of food and/or sleep, because I get very snappy and annoyed. And don't get paranoid when I snap at you. Like they said, "ANGER leads to HUNGER, hunger leads to WAR"

#2
If you can't get sarcasm, don't DO sarcasm. I hate it when people take my sarcasm for anger. I'm not angry so why are you angry? I was just merely sharing my thoughts. Why are people these days so sensitive? Sigh.

#3
If I say that I'm not interested in talking or listening to you, I mean it. I usually do that when I have a headache, or when somebody gets really annoying. So please, learn to stop.


-Evil!Krystle-
I'm feeling evil today...

I hate chain mails. Seriously. I want all the starters of chain mails to print out all their shit, eat them and jump off a building (:

However, here's one dumb amusing dumb one I just recently opened by accident:

You must play or a horny clown will appear by your bed with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive. The only way to save your life is to pick the condom that represents your love life. Oh, by the way, do not ignore this because if you do, He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M. (Yes, that is in the morning, and kill you painfully. He has a blue xxxxx that is infected with maggots and dead lice.

Blah, blah, blah...

OK. Number 1: What the hell was that?! Number 2: That's a threat that I'm supposed to take seriously? Number 3: You actually expect me to repost this? Loser. Number 4: What happens if a male opens this?

God, the starter of this post is either an idiot, a psychotic pervert, or an idiotic psychotic pervert. By the way, I was kind enough to correct his spacings, capitalization, and punctuation (: No need to thank me, poor child.

Onegai, Mr. Chain Mail Starter, please just go and die!!

SIDE NOTE: IT'S HUNGRY GHOST MONTH!!

Great, now I'm obsessed with hot guys in the form of plastic dolls. Just perfect. Am I that lonely? Wait, am I that desperate? Haha, weird.

I want him so badly ): and yet I can't afford him.

His name is Sha. Lovely, isn't he? Yeah. Lovely enough to cost $560, which is nearly RM2000 by the way.

Ok, I love the Koreans for their doll designs... I love his costume! So pure and kakkoii! And all the trinkets hanging around him. Rosary.

I love his silver hair and silver eyes. And look at his perfectly formed lips. The details are just amazing. SUGOI. Even inanimate objects look prettier than me! ;o; I fail.

If I can't have Yamapi, Yasu, Tacchon, Hiroki, Ryo or any of the JEs, I'll make sure I'll get Sha one day. Lol.

WARNING! : Brain power nil, function reduced to zero percent!

You know, I'm so shocked that I can't really think of anything to say except, OHMYGAWDIFYOUDIDN'TDIEOFASERIOUSNOSEBLEEDCOMETAKEMETOTHEHOSPITALRIGHTNOW! *spazzes*

Am I the only one who thinks that all of them are hot in that performance? I mean, wow, Yasu... And Tacchon... D: KRYSTLE SHOCK! And the shirt ripping part was so unexpected, and awkward. But hell, Kanjani8 just stripped their shirt off and I'm not going to complain about it.

...AND I DID!! :D

I had a wonderful dream that involved me, drum major Ryo, Yamapi & purikuras! ♥♥♥

DRUM MAJOR RYO, YAMAPI & PURIKURAS!! ♥♥♥

I'm so happy right now I can't stop grinning (: Ah, just thinking of it makes me want to laugh like Yasu, complete with the feet stomping. Lol.

Nicole!! I took a purikura with Yamapi!! XD Inspiration to do a photomanip now. Or write a fanfic...

I wish I could sleep in bed all day and just dream. Too bad I woke up at the sweetest part, and I won't ever know the ending.

I just watched Kanjani8's Jani-Ben episode #15. And I found it so amusing when Tacchon won the game at the end of the show. I'm very happy right now. Lol.



It was a kind of a Dance Dance Revolution game, just with bunnies. Tacchon's the one on the right btw. The blue bunny with braids XD



Immediately after he wins, he throws his hands in the air like a true champion. Bravo, Tacchon! You're my hero!!



Somehow, Yasu looks like Hina in the shot. Creepy... And Tacchon's wearing glasses! So cute!! I like Ryo's hat.

So adorable! Look at his face! That bitchy victorious look like Paris Hilton. Awh, Tacchon... And then, he shoots the loser a look that says "I won, bitch!" all over... Damn, that's so mean. Lol. But I'll be biased and say that that's hot.

Oh, Tacchon. Ilu <3>

We went to KLCC today! Manseh! Lol. The main reasons I wanted to go there are :
1. I need to find the budget corner in Kinokuniya
2. Buy a book (English) to read over the holidays
2. Beru will be there (:

Anyways, we went to Isetan's Kinokuniya first. Good news, I found the budget corner! Bad news, another fangirl bought all the Japanese Entertainment Magazines before me! Grr.



Exactly how I felt when I couldn't find any second-hand issues of Wink Up or Duet. RAWR!!

After that, I went to the other Kinokuniya. I was planning to get "Alphabets of Manliness" by Maddox; but after seeing the price and contents, I left it back at the shelf. Yes, it was a brilliant book, but I just don't want anyone in my family other than me reading it. You get it?

Anyways, I met Beru back at Isetan's Kinokuniya! Saw her sister and Eiri too! Sat there and read Japanese magazines for about an hour? But that doesn't really matter because it's just so nice to see her again! ^^



Lol. I know what Sheau Ran will say : "Ew. Trying to act cute? Mah foot!"
She hasn't said it and it hurts already ):







Damn it, I always find myself in the same situation over and over again. Alone.

Dinner tonight :

We had my favourite food evurr! Crabs! YEY! YEY! YEY!



The skin on my finger pealed after that session of crab cracking. And my finger still hurt from it ): Ow. Somebody kiss my boo-boo. Well, no one's going to. You know why? Because I have no one! Trust me, that hurts even more.





I AM CHAMPION AT CRAB SHELL CRACKING AND NUMBER ONE AT EATING CRAB MEAT!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!



Why does he keep on making 'that' kind of expression? You know I can't help but to comment on it, so why do you still do it? Stop it, okay? Seriously.



I can't stop candid photos of these two. Every time I see the photo, I can't stop thinking of good crack quotes to put on them! So fun! New hobby. :D

For your viewing pleasure :



Yup, I'm always in a rush to crack the crab and taste the meat inside. Damn 'gelojoh', I know. Lol. What to do? Need to live up to my title. I might break the Malaysian's Guinness Records one day for fastest crab cracking :D

Now, for my viewing pleasure :



OhRyo! So adorable! Ah, I'll never see the process of tying a tie the same way again (: Need to get solid coloured ties! Look at that smug look on Ryo's face. Such a bitch. Lol.

Yoko : You can tie my tie too, Tacchon~ <3

Nelson arrives today. Yes, the corn shop. Well, lol, no. He's my sister's boy friend. Sorry, Nelson. I don't mean to make fun of you, you're just so fun to make fun of! XD



We went to KL. I wanted to go to KLCC so badly, but my mum wanted to get shampoo from Sungei Wang. Stupid place. Saw DBSK on the TV there though. She said Max looks ugly! D:! My mum likes Yun-Ho! Double D:!

Then, we went to Low Yat. Stupid Place also. Bunch of perverts and paedophile.

Lunch today :



...A little bit of Ryo is involved.
Ok, it's actually a Blue Ranger trying to take down Godzilla or something like that, but it looked suggestive. *wink wink* XD



One reason why candid does no justice to the innocent and beautiful, but this does not apply to the two above XD



See the coconuts on the table? I had three of them! How do you say 'biji' in English? I had three 'seeds' of coconut? No, that doesn't sound right. Anyways, my point is that those coconuts were awesome! Lol. I think Nelson was drinking plain water XD



Sorry Nelson and Sammy. I was just kidding about the quotes. But you got to admit, they're funny! I mean, I'm laughing. That's got to be funny! *gets bricked*



My cousin just said that my mum looks younger than me! D:! Lol. Okay, actually I agree with that, but the way she said it was so blunt. Ouch. My pride is hurt. ):



We walked through a dark alley in KL. I told my dad that I don't want to be kidnapped, raped and my organs removed for money... He laughed. Tch. Hello... Earth toDaddy! Dark Alley in KL? What do you not get??!

I also realized that everyone had a pairing. Nelly = Sammy. Daddy = Mummy. Me = Camera? (that doesn't even rhyme!!) One more reason why I always make fun of Nelsam (the name of their pairing. Try to catch up).
): I'm so sad.

My dad and I went for dinner later because the rest of 'them' were spoilers. But, whatever. Dinner was brilliant and they missed it! Bwahahahahahaha.



Yeah, I'm boring. I know. Eating the most ordinary food all the time. I kind of regretted ordering it (even though it was delicious) because my dad ordered...



W-T-H? WHY DOES IT LOOK SO APPETIZING?! AND LOOK AT THE FATASS PRAWNS!! D: Should have ordered the Olio... *grumbles*

On the way back : (This happened a few days back)



Me : Daddy, look! 'Mandarin' is the only one in blue. It's a sign! I must study Mandarin immediately!
Dad : German's in blue too.
Me : Huh- Wert?? *scans the billboard* ...
Dad : It's another sign... O:

End of post. My dad's taking me to KLCC tomorrow! Yes! Budget Section of Kinokuniya here I come! Bwahahahahahaha!!

Beru, you're not online. ):

THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!! *insert Tacchon's signature laugh*

But there will be things I will miss about school, like :



But whatever. I'll get enough sleep when I'm dead. Now, all that matters is how I'm going to use these nine days of holiday to rot at home make me a better person

Oh, how I love the holidays! <3

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Here are some random pictures of YE. Realize how it rhymes with JE? Lol.



No, seriously. That 'is' my marketing report. Probably the only one I ever made. *cough*





Notice how I never fail to stand out in any picture? XD Haha. But seriously, I'm not a camwhore. I just happen to be doing that and she shot the picture. Lol. I also agree that I'm a bad liar.



The Krystle working equation = 80% fooling around, 20% not helping. XD
Ok, that was a lie. I happen to work diligently, thank you very much.



Notice that I always carry Sir Killobytes Ipod Killer along with me everywhere I go? Yeah. He's one of my inanimate-object-best-friend. We share a bond. <3

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!

I brought the camera to school today, So, erm, as expected... We took a lot of rubbish pictures. Well, what do you expect us to do in school? Sorry, but 'study' is not the correct answer.

And do take note that there are a lot of pictures of me! *toothy grin* What do you mean I'm so full of myself? Who's blog is this? That's right. MINE. Deal with it. (: Thank you.

Mrs. Park Jung Min! Why do you always try to embarrass me? Not only that, you mock me like nobody's business. Tch. Evil.