Ok, now I'm pissed ):< Actually, more like upset ):
Why is everyone shipping the OhKido/OhRyo/RyOhkura pairing?

Ok, I won't lie and say that I hate that pairing because I love that pairing. Their fanfiction are dynamite and they're two very hot men. But no matter how orgy-able Kanjani8 is with each other, I still prefer:
a. OhYass over Ohkido/OhRyo/RyOhkura
b. Ohyass over Subassan (WTF THEIR DUET "DESIRE" FU LUH)
c. RyoUchi/RyoPi over Ohkido/OhRyo/RyOhkura

I don't think Ohkura belongs with Ryo, no matter how hot and orgasmic it is (Lol). I'm okay with the pairing, but I'm not a big fan of it you know. No doubt they are amazing together, but I just don't like the attention it's getting, you know? The things is, right now, Ohkido/OhRyo/RyOhkura has become "THE PAIRING".

And WTF? THEY SEPARATED MY OTP INTO TWO DIFFERENT TV SHOWS!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY OHYASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )))); *major emo* Damn. They put Yoko, Ryo, Ohkura and Subaru in one and Hina, Maru and Yasu in one!! OBVIOUSLY I PREFER THE FIRST ONE BETTER! I mean, YOKO IS IN IT! BUT WTF OHKIDO IS IN IT, TOO! NO WAIIII!!!!!1ONE!!!!!

But but but... "TORN" is quite good XD Very sensual song... Hohoho!

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I watched the latest RUSS-K CM just now. It was OKAY. Never a big fan of RUSS-K's CMs because LAWSON's FTW!! RAWR!! Hahaha. Yeah. Heard a short and bad quality preview of "Summer Time". I didn't give a damn about it luh. Going to wait until the full version is released :D

And OMG. They separted RyoPi! DDD8! Now, Yamapi is with Tegoshi. Ryo in a threesome with Koyama and Shige XD And Massu paired up with a WHITE VAN!! XD Well, lol, he was driving luh!! LMAO.

The "Wahaha" PV is just like I have imagined ;D Kudos to the director!
Sweet & Simple and plenty of Ohyass loving XD The song just got better~ Hehe.

Everyone looks awesome in it. Their sense of fashion is simply amazing and I really, really want Ohkura's hoodie and Ryo's green vest, prease? Damn. They make me want to go shopping DX Oh, yeah. I want to squeeze Shota so tightly till his head pops off and hug him to sleep every night XDDD Right......................................

"Butterfly I Loved" by Tacchon is win! ♥

Need to find a clearer version though ): Damn.

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I usually don't know how to start or what to say when it comes to fangirling. Too many aspects of nonsensical rambling and squealing to cover. Hmm.

Anyways, I just read a rumour which I want to believe is true (Yes, I am damn gullible) which is...

TACCHON KISSED YASSAN SQUARELY ON THE LIPS WHILE STANDING BEHIND YOKO AND SUBARU ON STAGE DURING THE SECOND SHOW IN FUKUOKA WHEN THEY THREW A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY FOR YASSAN!!!! ♥♥♥ SQUEE!!!!

AH!!!!! FUDGE!!!! kdaspdpassdsd;sdasasbdasj!!!! OMG!!! I knew it! Ohyass does exist in the real world!! Bwahahahahahaa!!! OMG!! MECCHA MECCHA KAWAII!! ♥♥♥ I'm so happy!! ;D

And what's best?? A cameraman was there to catch the moment!! OMG, Mr.Cameraman who caught that precious moment, I love you!! Shit. I need to get that photobook when it gets published and frame that photo up in my room, use it as my wallpaper, print a T-shirt of it and wear it everywhere XD

Okay, this all may turn out to be false, but I'll choose to believe what I want to believe, okay? Even if it's not true (which would be fake) and will not appear in the photobook (it better do), I will continue to believe in the existence of Ohyass Rabu!! ♥♥♥

Oh, Ohyass. Why are you so rabu? ♥♥♥ I heart you so much!!

Saya amat bahagia sekarang (:

Because we know they had sex ;D

Reminder to me :
Krystle, you need to download the Kanjani8 EXCITE & SPIRITS concert for Ohyass moments ♥♥♥ Like these :

;o; ;o; ;o; ;o; ;o;

OMG. Yassan! ♥♥♥ Give me one good, solid reason why Haq guessed that you're a girl when we asked him to name your gender ;o; ;o; ;o;

God. I think I just broke my brain D: *hyperventilates*
Breathe, Krystle, BREATHE!

One word : SUGOI



Tacchon a sexy magician (So sinful to a fangirl's eyes), and Yassan as his assistant?? skldsj;fda;flgfsdasjl;dhsd!!

*breathe*

That. Was. One. Mind-blowing. Magic. Act. That was seriously so bloody amazing! OMGHOWINTHENAMEOFGODDIDTHEYDOTHAT??!! and, OMGOMGOMGOHYASSOHYASSOYASSOHYASS!!
Wow. Ohyass excels in so many categories. WIN! ♥

Shit. Someone needs to write a fic about this because this is just to hot to not be written down in black and white! Why are the ones I read have Yassan as the magician? I need a Magician!Tacchon and Assistant!Yassan fic now! ;D

And before I go find Yamapi in Akiraland, I would like to leave you with this (:



You are LOSE because Ohyass is WIN ♥

As psychotic as I think I am, I am not. Not even close. I was reading a psycho fanfiction and I am traumatized for life. Well, reminiscing the murder scenes (pouring boiling oil on the face, burning alive, etc.) bit at least... Nishikido Ryo would make a very convincing psychopath. Also because his psycho grin is A+++ (Picture to prove it)!!

Ah, Ryo's psycho grin! If he comes to kill me in my sleep one day, I will be the most blessed person on earth. I mean, the Sexy Osaka Man, Nishikido Ryo, in my bedroom, going to slit my throat, with that smile plastered on his sexy face? I'll just die before he can do anything. Lol.

I wonder if he'll ask for my last request? XD I have many things on my mind... *rubs hands evilly* *insert Yoko's cackle*


I don't know why people don't find Tacchon more attractive than Kame sexy as hell. Lol. I can find things to criticize about every other JE (Yamapi included), but Tacchon is just so fine.

RANDOM QUOTATIONS : "I sin therefore I'll go to hell where Ohkura is punishing the sinners" WIN! ♥



He's perfect in every way. Just look at him! Perfect face, check. Perfect smile, check. Perfect hair, check. Sexy voice, check. Drummer? Check. Speak terrible Engrish? Check. Sexy 24/7? Check, check, CHECK! ;o; I'm such a failure in life...



CAUTION I CAN GO FROM ZERO TO BITCH IN 5 SECONDS
I WANT EVERY T-SHIRT HE OWNS!! Worship!! Fashiongodfashiongodfashiongod... ♥♥♥



Want Tacchon? Well, get in line because Yassan is first! Damn you, boys who look like girls and are prettier than me! Why did you steal the man of my dreams?! Lol. But, I love Yassan, and I support Ohyass with my life!


Yes. It's a Saturday but we're spending the whole day at home. Ergo, me spamming my blog, and killing myself in JE hell. I'm not complaining because JE completes me... Oh, so lame XD

First, a new header banner header whatever you call it! *applause* Pretty, isn't it? XD Just to proof that I am a true OhYass ♥ supporter/fan!! So adorable, no? Tacchon & Yassan! Kya!!
Side note, my wallpaper is them too! ^^

OHYASS♥!OHYASS♥!OHYASS♥!


Hanging out with a set of new friends tomorrow! Green, Yellow, Blue, Purple and Orange Ranger. Which Ranger am I? Well, none... yet (:

Hope everything will work out fine tomorrow. Hope I won't screw it up. Haha. Wish me luck for the karaoke! Mwahh!

Nelson arrives today. Yes, the corn shop. Well, lol, no. He's my sister's boy friend. Sorry, Nelson. I don't mean to make fun of you, you're just so fun to make fun of! XD



We went to KL. I wanted to go to KLCC so badly, but my mum wanted to get shampoo from Sungei Wang. Stupid place. Saw DBSK on the TV there though. She said Max looks ugly! D:! My mum likes Yun-Ho! Double D:!

Then, we went to Low Yat. Stupid Place also. Bunch of perverts and paedophile.

Lunch today :



...A little bit of Ryo is involved.
Ok, it's actually a Blue Ranger trying to take down Godzilla or something like that, but it looked suggestive. *wink wink* XD



One reason why candid does no justice to the innocent and beautiful, but this does not apply to the two above XD



See the coconuts on the table? I had three of them! How do you say 'biji' in English? I had three 'seeds' of coconut? No, that doesn't sound right. Anyways, my point is that those coconuts were awesome! Lol. I think Nelson was drinking plain water XD



Sorry Nelson and Sammy. I was just kidding about the quotes. But you got to admit, they're funny! I mean, I'm laughing. That's got to be funny! *gets bricked*



My cousin just said that my mum looks younger than me! D:! Lol. Okay, actually I agree with that, but the way she said it was so blunt. Ouch. My pride is hurt. ):



We walked through a dark alley in KL. I told my dad that I don't want to be kidnapped, raped and my organs removed for money... He laughed. Tch. Hello... Earth toDaddy! Dark Alley in KL? What do you not get??!

I also realized that everyone had a pairing. Nelly = Sammy. Daddy = Mummy. Me = Camera? (that doesn't even rhyme!!) One more reason why I always make fun of Nelsam (the name of their pairing. Try to catch up).
): I'm so sad.

My dad and I went for dinner later because the rest of 'them' were spoilers. But, whatever. Dinner was brilliant and they missed it! Bwahahahahahaha.



Yeah, I'm boring. I know. Eating the most ordinary food all the time. I kind of regretted ordering it (even though it was delicious) because my dad ordered...



W-T-H? WHY DOES IT LOOK SO APPETIZING?! AND LOOK AT THE FATASS PRAWNS!! D: Should have ordered the Olio... *grumbles*

On the way back : (This happened a few days back)



Me : Daddy, look! 'Mandarin' is the only one in blue. It's a sign! I must study Mandarin immediately!
Dad : German's in blue too.
Me : Huh- Wert?? *scans the billboard* ...
Dad : It's another sign... O:

End of post. My dad's taking me to KLCC tomorrow! Yes! Budget Section of Kinokuniya here I come! Bwahahahahahaha!!

Beru, you're not online. ):

I brought the camera to school today, So, erm, as expected... We took a lot of rubbish pictures. Well, what do you expect us to do in school? Sorry, but 'study' is not the correct answer.

And do take note that there are a lot of pictures of me! *toothy grin* What do you mean I'm so full of myself? Who's blog is this? That's right. MINE. Deal with it. (: Thank you.

Mrs. Park Jung Min! Why do you always try to embarrass me? Not only that, you mock me like nobody's business. Tch. Evil.