I hate chain mails. Seriously. I want all the starters of chain mails to print out all their shit, eat them and jump off a building (:

However, here's one dumb amusing dumb one I just recently opened by accident:

You must play or a horny clown will appear by your bed with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive. The only way to save your life is to pick the condom that represents your love life. Oh, by the way, do not ignore this because if you do, He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M. (Yes, that is in the morning, and kill you painfully. He has a blue xxxxx that is infected with maggots and dead lice.

Blah, blah, blah...

OK. Number 1: What the hell was that?! Number 2: That's a threat that I'm supposed to take seriously? Number 3: You actually expect me to repost this? Loser. Number 4: What happens if a male opens this?

God, the starter of this post is either an idiot, a psychotic pervert, or an idiotic psychotic pervert. By the way, I was kind enough to correct his spacings, capitalization, and punctuation (: No need to thank me, poor child.

Onegai, Mr. Chain Mail Starter, please just go and die!!

SIDE NOTE: IT'S HUNGRY GHOST MONTH!!